baby steps....

since my last post, i have not double-fisted (fine, triple-fisted) any more alcohol.

HOWEVER, yesterday i could be found on my couch simultaneously eating from two open containers of ice cream - haagen-dazs coffee and edy's double chocolate brownie. i couldn't decide which to get, so naturally....

i need an intervention.

How you know you drank too much last night OR How I spent my morning OR There's no such thing as too much alcohol.

1) You take the “scenic route” to the bus stop.
2) Staying awake during grand rounds is even more difficult than getting yourself to grand rounds.

3) You miscalculate the trajectory of your coffee mug to your mouth, and "POOF"....coffee becomes perfume.

4) You can’t read.

5) You have trouble understanding emails that require one-word responses.

6) You’re still drunk (its lunchtime where I am).