Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I'm a'tumblrin
I will be posting longer posts here but in the meantime, I'll be over there!
http://littlepinky.tumblr.com
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
My old friend

You weren't expecting that, were you? Well, it's true. Prozac is an old friend of mine. We first became acquainted during my junior year of college and were friends for about 6 months. I broke it off amicably (I can only speak for myself). Although we have not seen each other since, I have no hard feelings and actually credit Prozac for teaching me some of the hardest lessons of my life. So, as I would also say to some old boyfriends (but only in retrospect), thanks.
Why am I telling any of you this? Well, truthfully, I don't know. I started blogging again because I love to write. Someday, I would like to write fiction, maybe something short and eventually something long. To be a good writer, in my opinion, one needs to be honest and open. This blog is my exercise in openness. I always hold back on paper. I don't want to give everything away, perhaps because there isn't much to give away. Do you ever have that feeling? That whatever mystery you have can be divulged with a shot of tequila and a double-spaced-Courier-font-size-12-with-2"-margins page? Or perhaps I'm afraid people will see me for the neurotic, bipolar, emotional pessimist that I truly am.
I don't know. I am having one of those days I knew would come. Like migraines, my mood swings come with auras, except that my aura is the memory of predictable, practiced unhappiness. I was happy on Monday but I bet 5 bucks that the feeling wouldn't last more than 36 hours. Because it never does. I owe myself 5 bucks. Nah. Don't waste your pity on me. I'll be back in good spirits probably by tomorrow.
So what gives? Do I need to get on a mood stabilizer again? I think the main reason I started Prozac to begin with was because my sadness wasn't circumstantial. I was just inexplicably sad. I cried a lot, I slept a lot, and I couldn't stop eating. I gained about 10 lbs, which people find very hard to believe, but it's true. I was fat (which came first, fatness or sadness?....good question). I felt lonely and undeserving, which I still occasionally feel now. I'm waiting for God to strike me down for continuing to forget my good fortune.
Anyway, this leads me to my next thought, which is that perhaps my moodiness is due to circumstances, hence my unwillingness to get back on Prozac. I think, well actually, I know that this is an accurate assessment. I'm pretty anxious nowadays. On January 17 I will find out where I will be spending 3 out of the next 4 years of my life. While this exciting, it's also very scary, as you can imagine. And yes. I'm kinda lonely. Being single has its fun moments, but I wouldn't mind finding someone who is absolutely crazy about me, and more importantly, someone I am crazy about. I don't want to settle, which I have a tendency to do when these moods set in. I recklessly try to fill that void with the excitement and unknown of a boy, who is neither that unknowable nor exciting. It all comes down to what you can convince yourself of. My sister tells me that smart people are the best rationalizers. She is right. We (YES, WE) allow ourselves to get away with all kinds of bad behavior.
Anyway, what was I talking about? I forget. But I feel better now. Maybe blogging is the new Prozac.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Things change (but basically they stay the same).

So in all seriousness, I picked the title of this blog based on this series of pictures, but it also happens to work very well with recent events in my life. The picture on the right was taken on Friday night at my birthday party. Since I do not have social gatherings (or birthdays) very often, I invited just about anyone I knew who would: a) come; b) not ruin the party. So you can imagine that it was an eclectic bunch of people, picked from many different times in my life. And, I'm happy to say, I still like all these people and no one ruined the party. I caught up with a lot of old friends and one old "more than friend" this weekend. I've done a lot of thinking, therefore, about moving on, fresh starts, the past, and what is yet to come.
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Mommy's back!
Well hopefully, I'll have something to wear them to in the near future (hint - if some very lucky guy needs a dinner date to a fancy party or just wants to date someone, I'm your girl).
Okay, time for a second round of dinner. Don't be jealous, just be happy for me ;0)
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Happenings at 328 West Ivy Hill

Friday, November 23, 2007
You ain't got no alibi








Monday, November 19, 2007
Giving thanks
I just arrived home a couple hours ago from several days of annoying travel, and I'm staying put until after Thanksgiving. On the drive home from Boston I was thinking of the many reasons why I was feeling thankful, and therefore, happy.
I am thankful because:
1) I spent a lovely weekend with Karin. I am thankful for such a good friend who I can drink wine with at 6PM on a Saturday night and pass out with two hours later, effectively ruining our plans to smooch strangers at a party.
2) I met some very nice, new people this weekend. This is always a pleasant surprise.
3) I received a standing ovation by the passengers on my flight back from Virginia on Friday. I volunteered to move to the back of the nose-heavy Embraer jet so that the plane could take off. I later learned that the air-hostess actually wanted one of the many fat men I was sitting with to move since I do not weigh enough to shift the balance of a mid-size jet. In any case, you can't take back a standing O. What's done is done.
4) After a long and annoying drive, I was given a warm welcome by my doggies who are always joyful and thankful for me. The feeling is mutual.
5) The orgasmic boots are now in my possession (see entry dated 10/19/07). I am thankful that they actually look as cool as they do on the zappos website and that I don't have to buy a whole new wardrobe to wear them. Turns out, my wardrobe is not as terribly out-dated as I thought it was.
6) I am thankful that I won't have to wear a suit very often in my life. I really hate suits. I don't care how smart they make me look, they are yucky.
7) I am thankful that some people read my blog and actually like it. It makes me want to write more and I am always happier when I'm writing. Thank you, kind readers, for indirectly making me happy. I love you too.
Friday, November 09, 2007
One reason Long Island is as bad as you've heard it is
However, the people in this town DRIVE ME NUTS! I won't generalize and say that all Long Islanders are bad (just the ones I've met) but all it takes is one irritating encounter to solidify an existing prejudice. The implication here is that I've had many irritating encounters. And yes, I may be slightly more irritable than the average person and I'm sure yoga or meditation would help me. But I'm telling you, the bitches in this town would rouse the Dalai Lama.
What is this scenario I'm alluding to?
The other day I was in Trader Joe's, which is about 2 miles from my house (just to show you how close I live to the epicenter of meanness). I literally had two cartons of soymilk and a bag of chips. Count it. How many items is that? Three, right? So I'm waiting patiently in line for about 10 minutes. Finally, I get to the head of the line.
Then, this idiot bitch (yes, an idiot bitch) comes up to me with a loaf of bread, takes a short breather from her obnoxiously loud cell phone conversation to ask me if she can "just pay for this loaf of bread." SERIOUSLY?? She was serious. It took all I had not to slap her across the face with my bag of chips. Instead, I gathered myself, mustered my most incredulous look and politely told her that "I just have three things." I know, so weak. But in my defense, I was still reeling from her question when I thought of my "oh snap!" comeback.
You know, the incident itself is not that bad. The lady backed off. And so as not to give her an ounce of credit, this is probably not due to some realization on her part of how idiotic she sounded, but because she had to continue her very important phone call (important, judging by the volume of her conversation). I was offended on so many levels that it took me a good 10 minutes in the car of processing and deep breathing to understand why. Nothing is ever as simple as it sounds. Her question sounded simple and it had a simple answer. No. It's what came after, in my brain, that is complex. Here is a sampling:
1) Why me? I know, this sounds a bit dramatic. But seriously. Why did she pick me? Did my slobbish outfit and my slouching make me look vulnerable and compliant? Did I look like I would be easy to bully?
2) What makes her think her time is more important than mine? I mean, she doesn't know that I'm in week 2 of my 3-month vacation. For all she knows, I could have two kids waiting for me at home, or something equally important to get back to.
3) Supermarket etiquette states that you do not proclaim from the hilltops that you only have one item and demand, fine, ask, to pay first. You must be invited, by the sympathetic customer in front of you, to skip the line. That's how it works, people. Deal with it.
4) And finally, I didn't let the woman go ahead of me. But while I was paying, I found myself guiltily rushing to bag and pay for my items. She had won. She bullied me into feeling like the asshole.
And this, my friends, is why I hate Long Island. Sound ridiculous? Perhaps. But it's a war out there, people, and you can either fight, back down, or move to Brooklyn.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Don't read this if you're in a remotely good mood.
You know, there is nothing wrong with spontanaeity. As a word it has a very positive connotation, and as an attribute I hear guys really like it in women. Why then, does it just sound to me like the more attractive step-sister of impulsiveness? For some reason, my "spontanaeity" only brings about countless hours wasted in self-doubt and self-loathing. What am I talking about? I'm not yet ready to share the specifics, but they're not that interesting anyway.
I'm worse than my dogs. At least they learn that pooping in their cage annoys them more than it does me. Don't shit where you live. Not that I've done anything as remotely interesting as shitting where I live, but walking into a situation, eyes wide open, knowing it may cause some emotional damage sounds a bit like shitting where you live. Metaphorically speaking.
This post is boring me. I am tempted to cut it short because I'm sure no one but Karin has made it past the first paragraph. Thanks for the support, K, and everyone else, excellent choice. I'm glad you've decided to spend your time more productively. Say, by scratching your bum.
God, I really hate me today. Not only have I not done one important thing, but I've eaten way too many cookies, I did not exercise, I did not walk the dog, I did not floss, and I'm just sitting here, wallowing uselessly. I know, I know. People are dying somewhere else. I am very lucky that I'm not one of those people. And yes, there are more important things to think about right now, even in my own pathetic life. Like the fact that I'm interviewing for residency. I should be very happy that I even have interviews considering how grossly underqualified I feel.
Apparently, instead of being positive, I prefer to just sit here and hate myself some more. Yep. That sounds like a good plan to me. Feel free to try to cheer me up and come prepared for failure. And bring cookies.
And by the way, if I have to hear anymore from the mutual masturbation that is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, I might shit a brick. Seriously? Those two need to stop being quoted. "She inspires me." Ugh. Gag me first and then get a life.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Identity crisis
I have never been able to settle on a picture for more than a day. My record is about 2 weeks or so. I am compulsive about changing it.
My profile pictures make a liar out of me. There. I said it.
In my pictures, I am usually smiling, which, if you know anything about me, you know this is not how it is. My pictures take place in social settings, which I typically hate. I am often well-dressed, wearing make-up, without glasses, although in reality I can pretty reliably be found curled up in a ball on the couch, in sweatpants and glasses, watching the food network or animal planet.
Like everyone else, I want to put my best foot forward, hence the glamor shot profile pics. But perhaps I'm also just trying to be optimistic. Maybe looking at those pictures of myself will inspire me to smile more, look my best, get out of the house and act like a "normal" 26-year-old.
I dunno. Until I figure it all out, m&m swathi is staying up there.
P.S. Don't worry, I am not depressed. I have nothing to be depressed about. In fact, at this moment I feel incredibly, incredibly lucky.
Friday, October 19, 2007
I am what I wear (unfortunately)
I am not sure how I became the person who has a closet full of clothing but nothing to wear. In high school and college, I had much less, but I managed to pull something together and make it work (at least I think I did). Now, I spend hours in front of the mirror only to leave the house self-conscious and unhappy.


Exhibit C - The shoes I'm about to buy

It turns out, I never did life arithmetic. It never occurred to me that at 26 (rounding up, 27), I'd still be single, in school, and with not a cent to my name. I assumed, quite ignorantly, that I'd be a bit more autonomous, something like my own mom at my age or a jet-setting twenty-something. For the most part (I use the word "most" very lightly), I don't have any major issues with my life as it is right now. I just hope that I have a bit more evolving left to do. Until that time comes, it seems a bit foolish for me to buy the clothes and shoes of a twenty-something jet setter or of whomever I'm supposed to be. I am just not that woman (yet).
P.S. I think I have to get the orgasmic shoes. I might die without them.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Life is magic
This is one of the best commercials I've seen in a long time. Additionally, it's set to Regina Spektor's song, "Music Box," which you should all listen to in entirety. I've been watching it on repeat. It has managed to fill me with joy and wonder.
J.C. Penney. Who knew?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
An officer and a gentleman
I’m watching this movie right now for the first time. I cannot comprehend, for the life of me, how I have not yet seen this movie. It’s supposed to be a classic, right? There are several reasons why I am loving this movie right now.
1) Richard Gere is brutally hot.
2) Mayo is damaged goods. Translation: he is brutally hot.
3) Mayo knows how to mis-treat and then treat a woman.
4) This movie sticks to the general theme of, “hey, you NEVER know.” I like this theme because my life has become boring and predictable.
5) Men in uniforms. I think surgeons in scrubs are hotter, but this is acceptable. Beggars can’t be choosers.
6) There is some solid romance in this movie. And when I say solid, I mean like Pretty Woman solid. That Richard Gere is one hot piece of ass.
7) Mayo the wop.
8) Love lifts us up where we belong. It’s true, I suppose.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
It's time to get real about a couple things.
One very interesting fact I learned is that, after the first week of lifting weights, if you start noticing an improvement in your ability to lift, your muscles have not actually "strengthened," a.k.a. hypertrophied (this usually takes 4-6 weeks). Rather, your brain has become better at coordinating the lifting. INTERESTING!
Throughout the lecture, my thoughts went off onto multiple tangents, bringing me to my own experience with weight lifting, which was a completely futile effort. To prove my point, the following is a picture of my arm after weight lifting and drinking protein shakes for two months in preparation for my sister's wedding.

Notice the complete lack of tone in this arm. The other arm looks similar. I would have put an average sized/toned arm next to it for comparison, but I think I've sufficiently embarassed myself for today.
Another realization I've come to is that I really need to stop fooling myself and quit the gym. The thought of getting on a treadmill/elliptical/stationary bike fills my heart with dread. This is not to say that I don't want to work out. Thales and I went running and did our abdominal video yesterday, which was a perfectly enjoyable experience. I JUST HATE going to the gym. There. I said it and I feel much better.
We also tried out some different types of wheelchairs today. I was tempted to race down the hallway like in Days of Thunder but I resisted the urge. Must...remain...professional... Med school can be fun at times :o)
Monday, September 03, 2007
Wish list

What are its uses, you ask? Well, it may be used to:
1) Emboss your name into your books (my favorite)
2) Provide a (non-tacky) return address on your envelopes
3) Make stickers to place on objects of your choosing
4) Label your jam jars (OH MY!)
There are some other uses, but you will just have to see for yourself. I can barely restrain myself as it is.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Cyber-fighting
So the moral of the story is that Dartmouth screws you up. I'm still in therapy and I don't see myself resolving these issues anytime soon.
P.S. Texting is no better than email (This is a more recent revelation).
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
To do list
1) Go to more weddings
2) Submit my second round of applications and that damn manuscript!
3) Practice my solo and German for Chirag's wedding
4) Visit Karin in Boston
5) Sleep
6) Watch my netflix movies
7) Stop being exhausted
8) Plan my trip to Europe, L.A., Arizona, and any pit stops along the way. Karin, where are we going on our trip, btw?
I need a taskmaster. Volunteers?
Monday, August 20, 2007
A dish we'd try.
Some other favorites are:
1) A wet dry dish
2) Trashy, did we?
3) Swarthy died
4) Rash we'd tidy
5) Ha, we'd try dis!
6) A dew, dry, shit
Sunday, August 19, 2007
My toes are cold....
HOWEVER, there are supposed to be at least a couple good weeks of summer left. I wasted too much of my summer on that damn personal statement.
bah....
Neglected
I've been stressed for the past several months and my high state of anxiety has precluded the flow of creative juices. HOWEVER, my applications are out, and now there's just nothing left to do but sit and wait, plan my adventures, and write on my blog.
So, for those of you who don't know, I am living in Danbury, CT, for the month doing my medicine sub-internship. Basically, I am supposed to have the same kind of responsibility as a doctor, which is funny because I don't think real doctors try to hide from their patients and compulsively check email/facebook. I will have to work on that by next July.
In news of adventures, I told my parents over dinner yesterday that I want to go to Europe, and most likely by myself, if I can't find any travel companions. They flipped out and mentioned that I'd end up just like that girl in Aruba. My sister, who was conveniently home for the weekend, didn't help matters much. Don't young women travel to Europe all the time by themselves? Come on, people, back me up. So it looks like I will have to go on a tour, which is what I wanted to avoid altogether. bleh. If someone wants to come with me, please let me know. Most likely I will be going from the middle of March to the end of April. My must hits are Italy, Greece and France. I don't care much for the rest of Europe. I will be saving Ireland for another trip.
Okay. Enough for now. I gotta pack and head back to CT. Peace.